Scream Queens (TV Series)

Hell Week (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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Quotes 

• [the girls drop Chanel #2's corpse in the meat locker] 

  Hester Ulrich : We should touch her. If we touch her, she won't haunt our dreams.

  Chanel #3 : Wait, why would she haunt our dreams?

  Hester Ulrich : And if her eyes are open, she'll take one of us with her.

  Chanel Oberlin : Take with her! What the hell are you talking about? Why are you trying to terrify us?

• Hester Ulrich : Can I call you Mom?

  Chanel Oberlin : What?

  Hester Ulrich : Please? I feel so loved and protected by all of you.

  Chanel Oberlin : Wait, you wanna call all of us Mom? That's insane!

  Chanel #5 : And super confusing.

  Chanel #3 : Actually, it's a new pop-culture term where young women desperately in need of role models call other girls they look up to Mom. Lorde's fans call her Mom.

• Chanel Oberlin : [got to get rid of the dead body]  Ideas. Go!

  Chanel #5 : We buy a pig and feed it the body. Pigs will eat anything.

  Chanel Oberlin : Oh, yeah, #5, let's just *mosey* on down to the hog district and bring home a 400-pound *sow.* That's not conspicuous *at all.*

  Chanel #3 : My uncle owns a dairy farm in Wisconsin. They have these poop lagoons. They're like ten feet deep, and in winter, they freeze over. And my uncle told me and my sister "Don't go skating on those poop lagoons, because if you fall in, you'll drown in the poop, and come springtime, there'll be... nothing left of your body."

  Chanel Oberlin : Do you and your sister have some form of intellectual disability? Because if *I* encounter a lake of frozen poo, literally the last question I would ask is, "Can we ice-skate on this?"

• Chanel #3 : What if we stapled their earlobes?

  Chanel Oberlin : No. Too easy. I only wanna haze these pledges if we can haze them in a fresh, exciting way.