Scream Queens (TV Series)

Hell Week (2015)

Glen Powell: Chad Radwell

Quotes 

• Chad Radwell : Hey Boone, do you remember that time there was that big thunderstorm and you were really scared and you asked to crawl into bed with me and I was a little weirded out, but you're my little bro, so I said okay and then... you tried to touch my wiener?

  Boone Clemens : Yeah.

  Chad Radwell : One of the least fun things in life is when your gay bro, he's gay, and he knows you're not gay, and he tries to touch your wiener anyway.

• Boone Clemens : I'm just really scared and it would really make me feel better if I could just crawl into bed with you for a few minutes.

  Chad Radwell : Are you gonna touch my wiener or are you gonna leave my wiener alone?

  Boone Clemens : I'll leave your wiener alone.

  Chad Radwell : BFF's, get over here.

• [Chanel walks in and finds Boone in bed spooning Chad] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I can't believe this! You're gay?

  Chad Radwell : Uh no, Boone was scared so I let him crawl into bed with me, cuz he's my bro.

  Chanel Oberlin : He's your gay bro who has a big boner for you! Why don't you go in there and ogle his big ol' broner?

  Chad Radwell : Okay uh, first of all, I'm not gonna go ogle his big ol' broner because I'm not gay, Chanel. And you better not tell anybody Boone's gay, even though he is, because golf frats aren't big on gay dudes, and because we like hitting golf balls at the gay-straight alliance kids and I would like to keep doing that.

• Chad Radwell : Look, I'm sorry everybody wants to have sex with me. Okay, I can't help that. Newsflash, Chanel, I'm hot! Everybody wants to get with this... women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.