Scream Queens (TV Series)

Chainsaw (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel #5 : Look, Chanel, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm sort of over this whole "serial murderer" thing that's going on right now. Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Roger and Dodger, and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins than help you figure out who's murdering a bunch of dumb gashes!

• Chanel Oberlin : I don't understand! Where is #2's body? Is she alive? Is she dead? Who is stealing all these bodies?

  Chanel #5 : Don't ask me! I'm not the killer! I was just bored, so I came out here to look at #2's frozen, dead body and lo and behold, she's not here.

• Grace Gardner : Hey, #5, we've been doing some snooping about Chanel #2. Did you know she secretly dated Chad Radwell last year?

  Chanel #5 : What?

  Zayday Williams : I know, shocking! Can you believe she did something like that to Chanel?

  Chanel #5 : Well, Chanel's a bitch who deserves whatever's coming to her. I just can't believe that Chad didn't tell me. I mean, we were dating too.

  Chanel #3 : Chad Radwell? I dated him too last year.

  Grace Gardner : Okay, wait. You both went out with your friend's boyfriend behind her back?

  Chanel #5 : Well, to be fair, we only went on one date and it was really weird. Like, he made me just watch him play with his knife collection the whole time. I mean, I still slept with him but my heart wasn't into it.

• Chanel Oberlin : [in the walk-in freezer]  Where is Number Two's body? Is she alive? Is she dead? Who is stealing all these bodies?

  Chanel #5 : Don't ask me. I'm not the killer. I was just bored. So I came down here to take another look at Number Two's frozen dead body, and look and behold, she's not here. Look, Chanel, I'm gonna be honest with you. Sort of over this whole... serial murder thing that's going on right now. Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Roger and Dodger, and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins than help you figure out who's murdering a bunch of dumb gashes!

  Chanel Oberlin : [yells]  What are you saying?

  Chanel #5 : You heard me. I got Eiffel Towered by hot morons who are brothers. And now, I'm out! It occurred to me that I don't really care where Chanel #2 is. *You're* the president, which means it's *your* problem. I'd hop to it if I were you, because pretty soon, folks are gonna start noticing she's missing, and they're gonna start snooping.

  [turns to leave] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Don't you walk away from me, Number Five!

  [#5 just smirks, goes off] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I will destroy you, bitch!