Scream Queens (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel Oberlin : Good morning, slits.

  Chanel #2 , Chanel #3 , Chanel #5 : [in unison]  Good morning, Chanel.

• Chanel Oberlin : These are my minions. I don't know their names. I don't *want* to know their names. They are known as...

  Chanel #2 : Chanel number two.

  Chanel #3 : Chanel number three.

  Chanel #5 : Chanel number five.

  Chanel Oberlin : I'm Chanel number one, obvi. There was a Chanel number four, but she got meningitis. She was like, "I'm sick, I have to go home,"and I was like "No, stay", but she went home anyway and then she died. So another thing I was right about.

• Chanel Oberlin : Kappa sisters, someone is screwing with us. This blood oath will insure solidarity among us. We are all related now. Let's all touch bloody fingers as I read this oath. "Hail Odin, wise warrior, one-eyed wanderer. Tell the scenes your missing eye sees."

  Chanel #5 : Wait, Odin who, where did you find that?

  Chanel Oberlin : I don't know. The internet. I just googled "blood oath" and this is what came up.

• Chanel Oberlin : Idiot, you don't get STD's from blood oaths. You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.

  Chanel #5 : Um, STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which means that it's transmitted sexually.

  Chanel Oberlin : Does it look like the four of us are about to have sex right now, #5?

• Chanel #5 : You have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear.