- [the Android, trying to make herself more appealing like Wendy the Android, tries out alternate accents when she comes across One in a hallway]
- The Android: [British accent] 'Ello, you look to be in a right smashing good mood. You'll be chuffed to 'ear I've found a way ter convert the engine's residual byproducts into a nutritious, protein-rich meal supplement.
- One: Why are you talking like that?
- The Android: [Scottish accent] Och, ye've noticed. It just so happens that I too come programmed wif several unique linguistic varieties.
- The Android: [German accent] Zhere ofer two tozen eccents to choose vrom. You can zelect vone or ve can go vith a taily hrotation.
- One: I umm, I don't...
- The Android: [Jamaican accent] Don't worry about it, mon. Yuh dun havtah decide rite dis second. Dere's ova twooooo dozon.
- One: No. Just... no.
- [One walks off]
- The Android: [Australian accent] Maybe we can twalk about it a bit layta then.
- [the Android seems disappointed, then zips her top all the way back up]
- Three: [Fighting Wendy] Wait! This runs counter to your programming! Fun, remember?
- Wendy the Android: Fun? I don't remember fun. I just remember cooking
- [Punches him]
- Wendy the Android: And cleaning
- [Punch]
- Wendy the Android: And dunking the cosmic doughnut!
- [Punch]
- Three: Ahh, wait, what was that last one?
- [Grabs him by the balls]
- Three: Doughnut.
- Wendy the Android: [Voiceover recording] Crew of the Raza, this is Cyrus King. I'm sure you're surprised to be hearing my voice. You probably thought I was dead.
- Six: Maybe if we remembered who you were.
- Wendy the Android: I arranged for you to acquire this service android knowing that when you activated it, I would finally get my revenge. You killed everyone in my unit. Burned them all alive.
- Three: They probably deserved it.
- One: Apparently all systems are operating below optimal levels.
- Two: The Android is on top of it.
- One: Also, our food stores are down to four days and our water levels have dropped.
- Two: I do love my long showers.
- One: She's working on shoring up the recycling system. I told her if it means drinking other people's urine than I'd rather die of dehydration.
- Two: You're fine with drinking your own though?
- One: Gotta draw the line somewhere.
- Wendy the Android: What would you like to do now? I'm programmed with various recreational subroutines. Do you like fun?
- One: I guess.
- Wendy the Android: What kind of fun would you like to have? We could dance. Play a game.
- One: Umm, no thank you. I was actually about to lie down.
- Wendy the Android: Excellent. Would you like me to join? I'm adept at a wide variety of contemporary erotic techniques: quasaring, the infinite moebius, dunking the cosmic donut...
- One: That's - I really shouldn't. Umm, wait, what was that last one?
- Five: Stress can cause humans to act inefficient. Relieving stress can be a lot like recharging batteries.
- The Android: Laughter is the best medicine.
- Five: Something like that.
- The Android: [Slightly downcast] I'm not programmed for humor.
- Five: Well, just because people are having a little fun with Wendy doesn't mean we don't appreciate what you do. I mean, I don't think we could get by without you.
- The Android: According to my self-diagnostics, my performance is satisfactory in every way that my programming dictates.
- Five: Now don't go getting a big head or anything.
- The Android: My head is always a consistent size.
- Five: See, who says you're not funny?
- Wendy the Android: What would you like to do now? I'm programmed with various recreational subroutines. Do you like fun?
- One: Uhh, uhh I guess.
- Wendy the Android: What kind of fun would you like to have? We could dance. Play a game.
- One: Umm, no thank you.
- One: I was actually about to lie down.
- Wendy the Android: Excellent. Would you like me to join?I'm adept at a wide variety of contemporary erotic techniques:quasaring, the infinite moebius, dunking the cosmic donut...
- One: That's - I really shouldn't.
- One: That's - I really shouldn't. Umm, wait. What was that last one?
- Wendy the Android: On the other hand, if you prefer male anatomy I come with interchangeable parts.
- One: No no no no. I appreciate the offer.