Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Can't Buy Me Math (2015)

Aziz Ansari: Darryl

Quotes 

• Tina Belcher : [to Darryl]  I need your help. Could you tutor me at math?

  Darryl : Not taking on new clients. All my post-tutoring, pre-video-game free time is going to robotics. I'm building a companion robot for my grandpa. It gives him pills and plays jazz.

• Darryl : Hey, who's having a great Valentine's Day? Well, I'm having a greater time because I'm here with the number one girlfriend in the world: Ti-na Bel-cher!

  Tina Belcher : Hi.

  Jocelyn : Aw, I want someone to stretch out my name like that. Joce-lynn!

• Darryl : [to Tina]  I'll tutor you if you'll be my date to the Valentine's dance.

  Tina Belcher : Oh, Darryl, I'm flattered, but I'm semi-involved with someone Jimmy Jr. He's semi-not-involved with me right now, but we're working through it.

  Darryl : No, I don't really want to go to the dance with you. I want to go with Rosa Batista.

  Tina Belcher : Then why don't you ask Rosa?

  Darryl : I can't. She's out of my league. I'm in 7th grade, she's in 8th. I think she still sees me as the little boy that peed down the slide in second grade.

  Tina Belcher : Oh, that was you? I heard it was off a swing.

  Darryl : Some of it may have gotten on the swing.