Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise (2015)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

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Quotes 

• Bob Belcher : There must be something I can do to get in. You know what? I'm gonna walk down there and talk to the garden master.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, Cynthia? Good luck with that piece of work.

  Louise Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cynthia as in Logan's mom? As in Logan, my archenemy?

  Bob Belcher : Yeah.

  Louise Belcher : Tell her to tell Logan he's a...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : and his head looks like...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : and his face sounds like...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : . He'll know what it means.

  Bob Belcher : I... uh, I probably won't do that, Louise.

  Louise Belcher : Do you want me to write it down then?

  Bob Belcher : Um, yeah, go ahead.

• Bob Belcher : Okay, I'm off to the garden!

  Linda Belcher : Is that my sun hat?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, yeah. Can I borrow it?

  Linda Belcher : I guess, but you look like a British lady.

  Bob Belcher : I know. Thanks.

• Linda Belcher : You know, do what you got to do, Bobby. If you have to sleep with her to get in, it's okay. I don't like her, but whatever it takes.

  Bob Belcher : Way ahead of you, Lin.

• Louise Belcher : I don't know if I can take Logan much longer before I slap that mess.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, how long is this gonna last, Bob?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, probably just until Logan gets into that summer program thing and then we're home free, rolling in arugula. So just try and ignore Cynthia and Logan.

  Louise Belcher : Start slapping faces. Got it.

  Bob Belcher : No! No slapping. Just ignoring.

  Louise Belcher : Fine. But just so you know, I got this guy and this guy, and they're ready to go to work.

• Cynthia : [while writing Logan's essay]  Is "slop shop" one word or two?

  Linda Belcher : You know what you should write about? A very violent event involving your computer and a simple lady who snapped! Kids, get a mop! You're about to clean Cynthia's laptop off the floor!

• Linda Belcher : Everything's going great! I was just about to proofread Cynthia's essay with my foot.

  Louise Belcher : And I was just gonna use my hands to make a Logan face sandwich.

• Linda Belcher : [about Louise and Logan]  Bob, if they're gonna just fight the whole time, he's not gonna be much help.

  Bob Belcher : Just let them get it out of their system. It's almost like they're playing.

  Tina Belcher : I'm okay with him. I can pick his brain about mid-teen boys. Find out what tickles their pits.

  Bob Belcher : That's a great attitude, Tina.

• Louise Belcher : Hey, Mom, how you doing?

  Linda Belcher : Good.

  Louise Belcher : So, are we really sure this Logan thing is worth it? I mean, Dad's a family member, but he's ranked, like, 4th or 5th.

  Linda Belcher : Louise, it's not that bad. Plus, your father needs this and you owe him one. You de-zested his zester. Let him have the garden.

  [Louise groans] 

  Linda Belcher : Sometimes you just got to be around people you don't like.

  Cynthia : [as she comes into the restaurant]  Oh, look at this place.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, God, it's her.

• Linda Belcher : You smell like dirt and fresh air, and it makes me sick!