Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise (2015)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Bob Belcher : There must be something I can do to get in. You know what? I'm gonna walk down there and talk to the garden master.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, Cynthia? Good luck with that piece of work.

  Louise Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cynthia as in Logan's mom? As in Logan, my archenemy?

  Bob Belcher : Yeah.

  Louise Belcher : Tell her to tell Logan he's a...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : and his head looks like...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : and his face sounds like...

  [blows raspberry] 

  Louise Belcher : . He'll know what it means.

  Bob Belcher : I... uh, I probably won't do that, Louise.

  Louise Belcher : Do you want me to write it down then?

  Bob Belcher : Um, yeah, go ahead.

• Bob Belcher : Louise, I really, really want this garden. Plus, it will be good for all of us. We're gonna grow fresh produce for the restaurant. Doesn't that sound great?

  Louise Belcher : Dad, I'm nine. I spit out vegetables and hide them around the house.

• Louise Belcher : [to Bob]  It's a joke. You'd never really hire Logan.

  Bob Belcher : It's just temporary, Louise. Logan's mom was nice enough to find me a plot at the community garden because...

  Logan : Because he gave me this crappy job.

  Bob Belcher : It's not crappy. Don't... don't say that, but if your mom asks, it's... it's crappy.

• Louise Belcher : This is a terrible idea, Dad. You've taken the only good thing about this restaurant: its lack of Logan and you added Logan!

  Logan : That is not appropriate for the workplace.

  Louise Belcher : You are not appropriate for the workplace!

  Logan : You're not appropriate for your face!

• Louise Belcher : I don't know if I can take Logan much longer before I slap that mess.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, how long is this gonna last, Bob?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, probably just until Logan gets into that summer program thing and then we're home free, rolling in arugula. So just try and ignore Cynthia and Logan.

  Louise Belcher : Start slapping faces. Got it.

  Bob Belcher : No! No slapping. Just ignoring.

  Louise Belcher : Fine. But just so you know, I got this guy and this guy, and they're ready to go to work.

• Louise Belcher : Oh, yeah. Let's do this! Hands, time to get slappy.

• Linda Belcher : Everything's going great! I was just about to proofread Cynthia's essay with my foot.

  Louise Belcher : And I was just gonna use my hands to make a Logan face sandwich.

• Louise Belcher : I'm just glad this nightmare on Logan Street is over.

• Louise Belcher : I'm in your mind, Logan. There's a lot of room in here!

• Louise Belcher : [to Bob about Logan]  Wait, you're paying this butt brain?

  Logan : My butt does have brains. They're called turds and they're smarter than you.

• Louise Belcher : Hey, Mom, how you doing?

  Linda Belcher : Good.

  Louise Belcher : So, are we really sure this Logan thing is worth it? I mean, Dad's a family member, but he's ranked, like, 4th or 5th.

  Linda Belcher : Louise, it's not that bad. Plus, your father needs this and you owe him one. You de-zested his zester. Let him have the garden.

  [Louise groans] 

  Linda Belcher : Sometimes you just got to be around people you don't like.

  Cynthia : [as she comes into the restaurant]  Oh, look at this place.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, God, it's her.