- Fiona: [after Andy impulsively takes off for Las Vegas with Will, Fiona reluctantly joins Laurie for her couples massage] As your friend, I would like to thank you for this serene experience. As your doula, I do feel a bit guilty about taking Andy's place.
- Laurie: Shhhh.
- Fiona: [masseur Julio is working magic on Laurie's feet] You see, I do think it should be Andy experiencing the joys of Julio's hands.
- Laurie: Andy hates massages. He had a bad experience falling asleep at the YMCA.