BoJack Horseman (TV Series)
Brand New Couch (2015)
Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman, Butterscotch Horseman
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Quotes
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Beatrice Horseman : The man sitting next to me was wearing a T-shirt, a t-shirt Bojack, in the theater.
BoJack Horseman : Yes a T-shirt, that is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the theater.
Beatrice Horseman : The T-shirt told me to 'Just Do It'.
BoJack Horseman : Here we go.
Beatrice Horseman : I don't know to what "it" the T-shirt referred, but I will not be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing.
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BoJack Horseman : [on the phone] What do you want, Mom?
Beatrice Horseman : Look who finally decided to pick up the phone.
BoJack Horseman : Do you need more blood?
Beatrice Horseman : I don't need blood. I read your book, BoJack.
BoJack Horseman : Oh.
Beatrice Horseman : It takes a real narcissist to think anyone wants to buy a book about him. You know how I feel about Anne Frank.
BoJack Horseman : That was a diary.
Beatrice Horseman : I read the parts about me. The things I've... said to you.
[sighs]
Beatrice Horseman : You must think I'm a real monster.
BoJack Horseman : Mom...
Beatrice Horseman : I don't wanna fight you, BoJack. I just wanted to tell you I know. I know you wanna be happy, but you won't be and... I'm sorry.
BoJack Horseman : What?
Beatrice Horseman : It's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we... Well... you come by it honestly. The ugliness inside you. You were born broken. That's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends...
[sighs]
Beatrice Horseman : ... but it won't make ya whole. You're BoJack Horseman. And no cure for that. Anyway, do you remember who directed "The Philadelphia Story"? 5 letters, second letter "U".
BoJack Horseman : [pause] Lubitch?
Beatrice Horseman : [sighs] No, BoJack. Goodbye.
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BoJack Horseman : Hey, why don't we just us two, sched a hang for this 'kend. 'Kend is how I say "weekend" now.
Mr. Peanutbutter : Uh, I love that, and I got a pair of tix to the 'stones show this 'kend. Wanna go?
BoJack Horseman : The Rolling Stones?
Mr. Peanutbutter : What? Oh! No no no no no no no. The Mighty Mighty Bos-stones.
BoJack Horseman : You know, I'm not really familiar with that outfit, but I do love trying new things!
Diane Nguyen : Who are you?
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Kelsey Jannings : So BoJack, in this scene, Secretariat is sad, right? He's afraid he's going to lose his scholarship.
BoJack Horseman : Oh sure, yeah. Sad, of course. Duh.
Kelsey Jannings : Ok here we go, Action!
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson : Hey, Secretariat...
BoJack Horseman : [as Secretariat] What are *you* doing here?
BoJack Horseman : Well, *that* was bad. I know that was bad. Let's just keep it rolling.
Kelsey Jannings : I'll say when to keep rolling.
BoJack Horseman : Ok.
BoJack Horseman : [as Secretariat] What are *you* doing here?
BoJack Horseman : Did we get it? I can tell by your face that we didn't get it. Alright, let me try again.
BoJack Horseman : [as Secretariat] What are *you* doing...
BoJack Horseman : I'm sorry, I am having trouble with the words. Is it ok if i play around with it a little bit?
BoJack Horseman : [as Secretariat] When did *you* get here?
BoJack Horseman : Sorry, no, got it, got it, got, man these lights are bright, huh? Can we kill these lights at all? Is that a...
Kelsey Jannings : No.
BoJack Horseman : Ok, I'm sad. I'm sad. Acting sad. Secretariat is sad. Ok, here we go.
BoJack Horseman : [as Secretariat] I'm *sad*.
BoJack Horseman : Sorry, what was the line?
