Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Helen Potts (2015)

Tim Allen: Mike Baxter

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• Helen Potts : You like tools?

  Mike Baxter : Not as much as I used to.

• Mike Baxter : Have we met before?

  Helen Potts : You do look vaguely familiar.

  Mike Baxter : Yeah. Is this your, uh, tile saw? It's a nice one.

  Helen Potts : You like tools?

  Mike Baxter : Not as much as I used to. So, other than making a lot of noise, what are you what are you doing out here?

  Helen Potts : Ugh, I got a million things to fix around the house. My idiot husband thought he was quite the handyman, but mostly, he just set stuff on fire, blew things up, and complained about my cooking.

  Mike Baxter : Sounds like a fun Tuesday night.

  Helen Potts : You should try putting up with him for eight years. Eight long years.

  Mike Baxter : The thing is, this saw is making a lot of noise, and it's bothering the dog next door, who's barking and keeping everybody awake. Is there a way you could just start the sawing a little later in the morning?

  Helen Potts : Sorry, I do my best work in the morning.

  Mike Baxter : I used to get my best sleep in the morning.

  Chuck Larabee : [peeking over fence]  Hi-dee-ho there, Baxter.

  Mike Baxter : Hey, Larabee.

  Chuck Larabee : Doesn't sound like you're doing much better with Helen than I did. I told you she was a tough one.

  Mike Baxter : Yeah. Do you have something else on besides that hat?

  Chuck Larabee : Maybe it's time for a different approach. You know, Mike, this reminds me of the ancient Aztecs. Whenever they had trouble with a neighboring tribe, very often...

  Mike Baxter : Yeah, I got... listen, y-you lost me on "hi-dee-ho."

• Mike Baxter : Is there a way you could just start the saw a little later in the morning?

  Helen Potts : Sorry, I do my best work in the morning.

  Mike Baxter : I used to get my best sleep in the morning.

• Helen Potts : It's not the American flag that I object to. It's when you fly your Broncos flag. I prefer Oakland.

  Mike Baxter : People in Oakland don't even prefer Oakland.

• Mike Baxter : It's amazing, a woman with so many tools has so many screws loose.