Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #3.3 (2015)

Paul Copley: Harry

Quotes 

• Felicity : Technically, women could do without men. Men couldn't reproduce without women. Look at chickens, the way chickens are farmed.

  Harry : Chickens?

  Felicity : Yeah, they gas them, at birth. Then they just keep one or two to do the necessary.

  Gillian : Yeah, it's, it's the same with sheep and cattle, only, well, we don't gas the boys. We, we eat them.

  Raff : Could you stop waving that carving knife around when you've had so much to drink?

  Felicity : I don't know what men are for. Do you, Gillian?

  Gillian : Uh, it's... Um, they're for, um...

  [looks at Robbie] 

  Gillian : I don't mind them.

• Harry : I'm pissed off with Alan. Where is he?

  Gillian : He's at a dykey lesbian wedding in Harrogate.

  Harry : And you should've told me and all!

  Gillian : About what?

  Harry : Our Ellie... dropping out of school to do that bloody silly job in that supermarket. I only found out about it just now 'cause I went in there to buy some bananas and four pack of baked beans.

  Gillian : She's 17. I said, I told her you ring your mother, you talk to her, you tell her. I can't nanny people.

  Harry : What's he doing at a lesbian wedding?

  Gillian : Oh, Caroline.

  Harry : Aren't you there?

  Gillian : Yes, I am. I'm there right now, Harry. I'm in two places at once.

  Harry : Hm. I don't know why you're being so snippy. It's my granddaughter who's chucking her life down the drain.