Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Magician's Apprentice (2015)

Peter Capaldi: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : Davros is my archenemy. Why would I want to talk with him?

  Missy : Now wait, hang on a minute. Davros is your archenemy now?

• Colony Sarff : Are you so dangerous, little man?

  The Doctor : You want to know how dangerous I am? Davros sent you. You know how stupid you are? You came.

• The Doctor : [gestures towards the armoured battle tank]  What do you think of my tank? Don't worry, it isn't loaded.

  Bors : I don't like it.

  The Doctor : No neither do I. I bought it for my fish.

  Bors : Your fish?

  The Doctor : I may have ordered *on line*!

  [the crowd is silent and confused] 

• The Doctor : Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here's what you do - you forget the thousand and you concentrate on the one.

• The Doctor : What's your name? Come on! Faith in the future! Introduce yourself. Tell me the name of the boy who isn't going to die today.

  Boy : Davros. My name is Davros.

  [the Doctor stops smiling] 

  Boy : Hello? Are you still there? Please, you've got to help me. You said I could survive, you said you'd help me! Help me!

• Bors : [after The Doctor made a big entrance on a tank doing a guitar version of the Doctor Who theme]  Dude. What is that?

  The Doctor : You said you wanted an axe fight.

• Clara : How did you know I was here? Did you see me?

  The Doctor : When do I *not* see you?

  Clara : Oh, one face in all of that crowd?

  The Doctor : There was a crowd, too?

  Clara : Wow! We're doing charm as well now, are we?

  [laughs] 

  Clara : Which one of us is dying?

  [the Doctor gives her a long embrace] 

  Clara : Okay, and we're doing hugging now, too. I can't keep up.

  The Doctor : You know what they say, hugging is a great way to hide your face.

• Colony Sarff : Doctor, your friends have led me to you. You will come.

  The Doctor : [standing by his tank]  Says you and whose army?

  [in reply Colony Sarff disperses into dozens of snakes] 

• The Doctor : And I've also introduced the word "dude" several centuries early.

• The Doctor : I told you, you have one chance in a thousand, but one is all you ever need.