Mom (TV Series)

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin (2015)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : So how'd you lose your eyesight?

  Mr. Munson : Defending our country.

  Bonnie : Thank you for your service.

  Mr. Munson : I got syphilis from a Saigon whore.

  Bonnie : Still, brave.

  Mr. Munson : How'd you fake your way into the building manager's job?

  Bonnie : What makes you think I faked my way in here?

  [faucet erupts] 

  Mr. Munson : You forgot to shut off the main valve, didn't you?

  Bonnie : You forgot to wear a condom, didn't you?

• Bonnie : [to the tenants who want her kicked out]  I think you all have forgotten I have the keys to all your apartments, and all your dirty little secrets.

  [one man runs off] 

  Bonnie : Where're you going, Mr. Wilkerson? To put on a dress?

  [to the others] 

  Bonnie : Or how about the young woman on the 3rd floor who has a web series taking place in her shower? Or a man in the corner apartment who every night enjoys making love to a nice warm pumpkin? If I go down, I'm taking all of you down with me.

  Mr. Munson : You're bluffing.

  Bonnie : Am I?

  [leans over and whispers in his ear] 

  Mr. Munson : [startled]  I think she should stay.

• Beverly : I've started a petition to have you kicked out of here.

  Bonnie : Nobody will sign that petition, I'm beloved here.

  Beverly : [takes out paper]  I got 38 signatures in one hour.

  Bonnie : Mind if I read that?

  [balls up the petition and puts it in her mouth triumphantly] 

  Beverly : [smugly]  It's a copy!

  Bonnie : [takes it out of her mouth and slaps it in Beverly's hand]  In that case, have a good day.