Star vs. the Forces of Evil (TV Series)
Star Comes to Earth/Party with a Pony (2015)
Eden Sher: Star Butterfly
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Quotes
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Marco Diaz : I don't know where people get the idea I'm so safe! Oh, watch your step. Loose tile. It's ridiculous!
[closes an open locker]
Marco Diaz : Careful. You wear a helmet in the gym shower one time, and you're labeled for life! Oop. Broken glass. Frankly, I like taking risks and would welcome a little danger in my life.
[Star uses her magic wand to turn a butterfly into a screeching monster. It picks up a nearby student and flies away as the student screams in terror]
Marco Diaz : What the heck was that?
Star Butterfly : Oops. Heh. I thought you wanted a little danger.
Marco Diaz : [looks at Star suspiciously] Who are you?
Star Butterfly : I'm a magical princess from another dimension!
[Star makes a rainbow with her wand, and several cute creatures appear around her. The rainbow suddenly bursts into flames, and the cute creatures run away. Marco looks stunned]
Marco Diaz : Well, that brings us to the end of our tour. I'm going home now.
Star Butterfly : Bye, new friend! See you tomorrow! Bye! Bye, new friend! See you later!
[Marco lifts his hood over his head and runs away]
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Star Butterfly : I'm sorry, Marco. Uh... How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?
[Star creates a small sun over Marco's head. It immediately turns into a raincloud, drenching him in water]
Star Butterfly : Aw...
Marco Diaz : I can't take this anymore! If you're moving in, I am moving out!
[Marco moves toward the open window and slips outside]
Star Butterfly : Are you okay?
Marco Diaz : Luckily, the cactuses broke my fall.
Star Butterfly : Do you need any help?
Marco Diaz : Ow! I'm fine! Just leave me alone!
[walks off]
Star Butterfly : [whimpers] Hmm...
[whimpers]
Star Butterfly : Hmm... Uh... Ah.
[walks away from the window, rushes back to the window]
Star Butterfly : [whimpers]
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Ludo : Star Butterfly! At last, I've found you!
Star Butterfly : Ludo! How did you know I was here?
Ludo : [chuckling] Wouldn't you like to know?
Star Butterfly : Yes. That's why I asked.
Ludo : Well, Buff Frog- Hey! I don't have to tell you anything! Get her!
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Star Butterfly : Nooooo! I can be good. Please! Don't send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!
King Butterfly : Sweetheart, we're not sending you there.
Star Butterfly : Oh!
Queen Butterfly : ...Yet.
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Marco Diaz : All right, Star... feast your eyes on this!
Star Butterfly : [singing] Marco's Super Awesome Nachos!
[picks a nacho]
Star Butterfly : Triangle food!
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Pony Head : You're going down, downer!
Marco Diaz : Oh, yeah? Well, your mother's a horse!
Pony Head : Uh, okay, and your point would be?
Star Butterfly : Aw, look at you two getting along.
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Principal Skeeves : So you say you're from another dimension.
[the office lights flicker on and off. The king, queen, and principal look to Star, who's toying with the light switch]
Star Butterfly : And you said there was no magic on Earth.
Principal Skeeves : Yeah... This isn't gonna work.
[King Butterfly presents a chest of riches, and dollar signs appear in Skeeves' eyes]
Principal Skeeves : She is gonna love it here!
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Star Butterfly : What? I had no idea these were your parents! I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name "Diaz"!
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Star Butterfly : I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth, and you didn't get a choice about having to deal with me.
[Marco's angry expression softens]
Star Butterfly : I'll... I'll find another family to live with.
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Star Butterfly : [laughing] You can fight?
Marco Diaz : It's called... karate!
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Star Butterfly : Rainbow Fist Punch!
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Star Butterfly : Jellybean Hallucination Mist!
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Star Butterfly : Mega... Narwhal Blast!
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Star Butterfly : Whoo! Now... just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay.
[leaves the booth]
Pony Head : [glares at Marco] Listen. We are not gonna be besties. We are not even gonna be second-besties.
[the booth takes a photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and a caption reads "Super Kawaii"]
Marco Diaz : "Second-besties"? That's not even a thing!
Pony Head : Ohhhh! You wanna make this a thing?
[the booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and captions read "LETS ENJOY", "HAY GURL!", and "PARTY LIFE"]
Pony Head : Look here, Earth Turd. This night is really important to me. You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn!
[Pony Head points her unicorn horn at Marco's neck. The booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head, and captions read "WE ARE COOL!" and "#1"]
Pony Head : Got it? Good. Real good. Later!
[Pony Head exits the booth, leaving a frightened and shuddering Marco. The booth takes a photo of Marco's frightened face, and a caption reads "OH NO SHE DINT!"]
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Star Butterfly : Shiny Emerald Snake Strike!
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Pony Head : Uh, heh, funny story. You're gonna love it... I kinda ditched him and left him in the other dimension. Oops.
[chuckling]
Star Butterfly : What?
Pony Head : B-Fly!
Star Butterfly : How could you do that to my best friend?
Pony Head : Best friend? Last time I checked, the best friend was me!
Star Butterfly : I can have two best friends. Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar.
Pony Head : That Earth Turd means that much to you?
Star Butterfly : He's the best turd I've ever known.
Pony Head : [sighs] Okay.
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Star Butterfly : I'm a magical princess from another dimension!