- Chief Quimby: Hm. Security Card isn't working.
- Penny: Uhm, I think that's your gym card...
- Chief Quimby: Ah! That would explain it.
- [slides another card down the card reader]
- Penny: And that's a creditcard.
- [Quimby tries another card]
- Penny: Coffee Club card.
- [and another]
- Penny: That's a picture of a sailboat.
- [yet another]
- Penny: That's a cracker.