Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Bassholes (2015)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Maura Isles : [investigating the victim] Huh
Jane Rizzoli : What is it?
Maura Isles : This blood pooling! Something's not right
Jane Rizzoli : What are you thinking?
Maura Isles : I'm gonna have to investigate further
Vince Korsak : Surprise, surprise
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Jane Rizzoli : [enters the lab] You rang?
Maura Isles : Yes. There's something very interesting about the big fish that was found in Mark's live well when he died
[picks up a dissection plate]
Jane Rizzoli : Is that the fish that kept swimming toward me? The cute one?
Maura Isles : Yes!
Jane Rizzoli : You killed him! 'cause you were jealous!
Maura Isles : Well, he was sick. That's why he kept swimming around repetitively and banging into the glass
Jane Rizzoli : Sick of love!
Maura Isles : Uh! Well, I cured him!
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Jane Rizzoli : [walks in] I'm starving!
Maura Isles : Good Morning. What are you looking for?
Jane Rizzoli : A piece of bread or a muffin. In your world: a croissant
Maura Isles : Carbs
Jane Rizzoli : Yes!
Maura Isles : Empty calories
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Jane Rizzoli : [in a row boat, Jane is doing the rowing] Did you know that because of all the pollution the bass are changing sexes, with the male carrying the eggs?
Jane Rizzoli : [not very surprised] Well, it's about time!
Jane Rizzoli : You did not know that!
Maura Isles : Yes, I did. I read it in a science journal. You?
Jane Rizzoli : Remember that book Skeet gave me? Interesting
Maura Isles : Skeet?
Jane Rizzoli : The book!
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Kent Drake : [back on the lake, on a motor boat] If Jane asks: you rowed!
Kent Drake : You two have a unique relationship, don't you? I'm still trying to figure it out
Maura Isles : Me too!
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Maura Isles : [after an unclear answer] I can never tell when you are joking
Kent Drake : I know!
[leaving Maura even more puzzled]
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Maura Isles : So, do you want the bad news or... the bad news?
Jane Rizzoli : Hmm, you pick