Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (2014)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : Now he's half a world away in the army, wondering if a "dishonorable discharge" is something you get from a dirty geisha.

• Walden Schmidt : I'm headed to the ball pit.

  Alan Harper : Same thing he said as he dove under the covers last night.