Community (TV Series)
Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (2015)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : I don't get anything out of parties. They're like conventions for every subject too boring to have their own convention. And instead of Joss Whedon, the police show up.
Britta Perry : The police also showed up when you made Leonard take off his clothes and filled the living room with lizards.
Abed Nadir : That was for my movie Reverse Godzilla.
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Frankie Dart : The Department of Corrections will pay us money, if we allow a small, manageable number of inmates to attend Greendale using these.
Abed Nadir : Now, hold on. Are you trying to tell me that prisoners would use these things to come to our school?
[Beat]
Abed Nadir : That's the black guy in every sci-fi movie.
Elroy Patashnik : [Everybody looks at Elroy to give the all-clear on Abed's potentially racely-charged comment] I'll allow it.
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Britta Perry : Abed! It's six in the morning.
Abed Nadir : Okay, thanks.
Britta Perry : Do you think you've gotten enough shots?
Abed Nadir : Nobody's partied like there's no tomorrow yet. They keep dancing like it's today.
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Annie Edison : So we are having a party?
Britta Perry : Annie. You know me better than that. This is all set dressing. I'm helping Abed produce his next film.
Annie Edison : [Reading script] Britta's Party, based on a true story of fun and no rules. Fade in before a party. People start coming over, way more than eight. It becomes a rager. Everyone has a great time and parties like there's no tomorrow, then they leave. Sophia cleans up. The end.
Britta Perry : We're very interested in you for the role of Sophia.
Abed Nadir : I see the real time stakes of Can't Hardly Wait, the subversive raunch of Risky Business, and the mumbly pointlessness of everything after 2003.