Community (TV Series)

Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (2015)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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• Janitor : Dean Craig Pelton, do you accept responsibility for any damage incurred by hiring a felon?

  Dean Pelton : I do.

  Janitor : Willy Seibert Smith, do you accept that the 13th amendment abolished slavery for everyone but convicts, and that we have no choice but to pay you $0.13 per hour or less?

  Willy : I do.

• Dean Pelton : Jeffrey you know, ordinarily I'd do anything you say.

  Jeff Winger : Do it.

  Dean Pelton : Let's do it. Oh, I walked into that one.

• Dean Pelton : [Jeff has just thrown Willy's tablet down the stairs, destroying it]  Willy! No, no, no, no, no. Willy, talk to me, talk to me.

  Willy : [On tablet, which is malfunctioning]  I can't see anything.

  Dean Pelton : Willy, Willy, focus on my voice.

  Willy : Hey, I'm losing you.

  Dean Pelton : You're not losing me. You are going to a better place with a stronger signal.

• Dean Pelton : Jeffrey. You are on sabbatical.

  Jeff Winger : You can't do that.

  Dean Pelton : Yes I can! Two weeks paid sabbatical.

  [to the security guard] 

  Dean Pelton : Get him out of here, he's banned from the campus.

  [to Jeffrey] 

  Dean Pelton : You are on sabbatical.

  Security Guard #2 : You're on sabbatical, sir.

  Jeff Winger : [to the Dean]  Yeah, I'll go on my own, with dignity, something you should look up.

  Dean Pelton : I can't look it up. You destroyed my device, and my heart.

  Security Guard #2 : You destroyed his device and his heart, sir.