Community (TV Series)
Basic Crisis Room Decorum (2015)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Elroy Patashnik : I'm going back to bed.
Jeff Winger : I'm going with him.
Dean Pelton : I'm gonna watch.
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Dean Pelton : City College is running an attack ad? That's a first.
Frankie Dart : They're getting desperate. Our registration numbers are trending upward.
Jeff Winger : Because the population keeps growing, and no one here ever graduates.
Annie Edison : Actually, our numbers are up because of improvements Frankie's made.
Frankie Dart : Those improvements were only possible through your hard work, Annie.
Jeff Winger : Oh, get a boardroom.
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Jeff Winger : You do understand that what we did was also just the most prudent tactical move. Getting in front of the scandal Letterman style.
Annie Edison : Yes, Jeff, don't worry. I promise I'll never mistake you for having a heart.
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Frankie Dart : Just because City College is scared, doesn't mean they're not dangerous. Is there anything in particular they could smear us with?
Jeff Winger : Nothing in particular, just overlapping clouds of many thousands and thousands of things.
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Ben Chang : Let's not forget the Brenda factor.
Annie Edison : There isn't a Brenda factor.
Ben Chang : He says she's doing better. Better than what?
Annie Edison : Her thyroid condition! Can you focus?
Jeff Winger : Can Brenda?
Dean Pelton : Probably more so, now.
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Jeff Winger : Annie, this started with me sleeping and getting yelled at for not helping. If it ends with you yelling at me for not sleeping, that's not a story, that's a German art film.