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Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Portuguese Gremlins, ooh.
Abed Nadir : It's Portugal's answer to Gremlins if Gremlins' question was how can you totally rip us off without spending any money and having watched us maybe twice?
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Britta Perry : My parents are horrible people.
Abed Nadir : You're being dramatic.
Britta Perry : Oh yeah. That's what people say when they take your soul, and they rip it out of your chest and then shove it in your mouth.
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Annie Edison : So are the gremlins supposed to be the good guys in this version?
Abed Nadir : The blue ones are. The green ones are bad and the red ones are kind of like isolationists. It's a metaphor for World War II.
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Abed Nadir : Cats don't like me. They consider me a competitor because of my natural stealth and ambivalence.
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Abed Nadir : Britta's fallen on hard times and our apartment is the cheapest game in town.
Britta Perry : Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way.
Abed Nadir : ...Britta's a rich genius with super powers and she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason.