Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

Smoking Past the Band (2014)

Bill Burr: Self

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• Bill Burr : If someone was more encouraging to Hitler in his art class, you know, like, "That sculpting, it's not bad."

  [switching to a German accent] 

  Bill Burr : "Do you think so?"

  Self - Host : I always wonder about when Hitler was a kid, it it ever said on anybody's refrigerator, if there was ever a note, I'm at Hitler's.

• Bill Burr : This guy who I know, who scuba dives, tells me, "Sharks only attack when you're up on the surface. But if you're down below they don't want to attack you there."

  Self - Host : Oh, really?

  Bill Burr : Yeah. exactly. "Yeah, is that what the shark said?" It's like we talk about restaurants, they talk about where you're swimming.

  Self - Host : You know where I like to eat? On the surface. Seems fresher to me, I don't know why.