Chris Benoit: Chris Benoit

Quotes 

• The Undertaker : You know, I'm standing in the back there, and I couldn't help but overhear you say how you respected the Undertaker. Let me remind you why you should respect the Undertaker. Because back when you were in high school, in the back seat of your daddy's car trying to get some off of old Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I was humping these roads and I was winning WWF titles. But you got to tell me, who in the hell are you to call me out? You know, there's just some people, they never learn. And I guess the People's Champ never learns, either. I told you Thursday night at "SmackDown!", don't piss me off. Then what do you do? You leave me hanging in the ring and the Dudleys put me through the damn table. So, Rock, that pissed me off. So you can stand out here, you can lift all the eyebrows you want, you can talk about all the monkey's nipples you want, hell, you can even fantasize about shoving things up people's asses, I don't give a damn. But you called me out, boy. I just hope that you can back up the smack your mouth's spewing out. 'Cause let me remind you of something. Although I don't dress like Satan anymore, I'm still down with the devil, and I will go medieval on your ass.

  [Mick Foley's music hits, and the crowd cheers as he comes out and rolls into the ring] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Now, just a second. Before you two go to tearing each other apart before what I consider to be one of the most important pay-per-views in recent history, let me spell out the rules of the fatal four-way at Unforgiven. You see, it's very simple. Four men enter the ring and they all wrestle at the same time. Whoever gets the pin wins, and whoever wins the match really wins, because that person becomes the next WWF champion. That means, Rock, you do not have to lose the match to lose the WWF championship. Now, as far as the two of you tearing each other apart, if you thought I came out here to prevent that, you couldn't be more wrong. Undertaker, Rock, you want a part of each other, you got it! The Undertaker and The Rock right here in Chicago, Illinois!

  [as the crowd cheers, it almost instantly turns to boos as Chris Benoit's music hits] 

  Chris Benoit : If anyone deserves a shot at the title tonight, that would be me, the world's greatest technical wrestler, and that's just the way it is. The WWF title is gonna be on the line, then I will be the one fighting for it, because there's no one standing in the ring or anyone in the back that can prove me wrong. I'm the one who deserves a shot at the title tonight.

  [Kane's pyro goes off, and the crowd cheers as he comes out] 

  Kane : What makes you think you deserve The Rock? What makes you think you deserve the WWF title? I deserve a title shot, and I'm the only one who does! Rock, you're mine.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Now, wait a second, wait a second. I didn't say anything about a title shot, The Rock did. Now, The Rock is capable of many things. He is capable of electrifying a crowd.

  [the crowd cheers] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : He is capable of creating a catchphrase that I can steal. Hell, The Rock is even capable of wearing that shirt and getting away with it! But The Rock is not capable of making a title shot, I am. The title will be on the line at Unforgiven, but seeing as how you two want a piece of each other so bad, I'm saying tonight, the two of you will go man-to-man in this very ring! So that's the way it's going to be, Benoit vs Kane, and the Undertaker vs The Rock.