Joe Cruz: What's wrong, Mouchie? They didn't clear you for duty?
Randall McHolland: Guys, I don't know what happened. I was just being friendly, asking about glass eyes-- which is a bona fide interest of mine-- and all of a sudden, I have a date.
Christopher Herrmann: What?
Randall McHolland: I was simply expressing gratitude for how well she fixed me up and I said, "I owe you a steak dinner," and then she says, "Let's go out Friday."
Joe Cruz: So you asked her out to dinner.
Randall McHolland: It's an expression!
Otis: It is?
Christopher Herrmann: Is she attractive?
Joe Cruz: Herrmann, Mouch is spoken for.
Otis: You can't blame Mouch for this.
Joe Cruz: Why not?
Otis: Because he's got momentum on his side. Nothing succeeds like success.
Joe Cruz: Oh, so nothing fails like failure? Is that what you're saying?
Otis: What? No, no, I'm just saying, now that Mouch is a taken man, he's like catnip to other women.
Christopher Herrmann: I'm a taken man. I ain't got no lady doctors throwing themselves at me.
Randall McHolland: Trudy will rip my head clean off if she finds out I got a date with another woman. I gotta get out of this!
Otis: Joe Cruz. Talk to me.
Joe Cruz: About what?
Otis: About the rain cloud that's following you around.
Joe Cruz: I got put in the friend zone.
Otis: By who?
[alarm blares]
Joe Cruz: You don't know her.
Emergency dispatch: Ambulance 61, injured male, Cordova High School, 3317 South Garfield.
Otis: Well, maybe, whoever she is, she'll turn out to be a really good friend.