- Sherlock Holmes: What do you think you're doing?
- Dr. Joan Watson: I think I'm picking the lock... again. You keep doing this. You ask me to come over and then you don't answer the door when I ring.
- Sherlock Holmes: I mean why are you picking the lock so noisily.
- Sherlock Holmes: Earlier this morning, I initiated a dialogue with Mr. Cornblatt under false pretenses. You are currently speaking with Amber1776. I am an obsequious American history major whose been fawning over his collection. I enjoy water sports and people who don't suck.