Galavant (TV Series)
Joust Friends (2015)
John Stamos: Jean Hamm
Quotes
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Jean Hamm : I can tell you want to bail. I'll give you five seconds to bail.
Galavant : I don't want to bail.
Jean Hamm : I do.
Galavant : You do?
Jean Hamm : Oh, yes. I want to bail your mama out of jail when she gets arrested for prostitution!
Galavant : [sighs] You know what, Jean? It's... it's 1256.
Jean Hamm : Mmm?
Galavant : The "your mama" jokes... they're getting really old.
Jean Hamm : Hmm, so is your mama.
Galavant : Seriously, Jean. It's getting really worn out.
Jean Hamm : So is...
Galavant : Don't.
Jean Hamm : ...your mama!
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Jean Hamm : [Facing Galavant, Sid and the Princess] If it isn't Galavant. Long time, no see, old friend. Nice beard.
[Gestures to the Princess as Galavant preens]
Jean Hamm : Talking about *her*, of course, but the facial hair is nice as well.
[Galavant stands proudly as the comment sails over his head]