The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Frozen Foodie (2015)

Debra Messing: Laura Diamond

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• Meredith Bose : [after Laura just raised the stakes in a in a drinking game bet with the team]  Diamond! This is a terrible idea

  Laura Diamond : Ssssst, relax! Max has been watering down in our drinks all night!

  [Laura and Meredith laugh] 

  Max Carnegie : Sorry? I've been... what?

  Laura Diamond : Please tell me that I haven't actually downed eight shots of tequila? Why do you think I have been winking at you all night

  Max Carnegie : I thought it was 'cause you liked me

• Laura Diamond : Trash! Why did it have to be trash?

  Reynaldo West : Diamond, you know, you're looking about as rough as our guy here

  Billy Soto : Karma! Can't believe you won that bet!

  Laura Diamond : No amount of alcohol was gonna stop me from making Jake my errand boy

  Reynaldo West : You go girl!

  Laura Diamond : Yes, it's going to be a glorious month!

  Billy Soto : Week! We weren't that drunk!

  Laura Diamond : Just checking

• Laura Diamond : Peter died of carbon dioxide poisoning. Dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide

  Billy Soto : Oh, look who paid attention in chemistry!

  Laura Diamond : Oh, serious crush on my teacher, Mr. Brewer. That man knew his way around a Bunsen burner, if you know what I mean

  Billy Soto : No, I don't!

• Billy Soto : Max was able to triangulate Tony's exact position using GSM cell localization

  Laura Diamond : For those of us who don't speak techno babble?

  Billy Soto : He's over there!

• Laura Diamond : Nice boots!

  Meredith Bose : Right? I sent Billy to the Bloomingdale's shoe sale for me! God, I love this bet!

• Tony Abbott : So, do you meet all your dates on high speed chases in Greenwich Village?

  Laura Diamond : Every one! There was this one time that I hit it off with this really cute bank robber, in a hostage standoff, but I had to shoot him, so it didn't go anywhere

• Laura Diamond : What do you got?

  Max Carnegie : Well, I know that beige is not my color. Totally washes me out!

  Laura Diamond : About the case!