- Violet: Mom, I am so sorry.
- Christy: [hugs her] Oh honey, what're you sorry about?
- Violet: I blew Grandpa off.
- Christy: Oh Violet, there is no way anybody could've known this would happen.
- Violet: He wanted to take me out to dinner, but I was selfish.
- Christy: Yeah well... yeah.
- Violet: How am I supposed to live with this?
- Christy: I don't know... stop being selfish?
- Roscoe: [on walkie talkie] Roscoe to Grandpa, come in.
- Alvin: [in bed with Bonnie] this is going to get old.
- [picks up walkie talkie]
- Alvin: Grandpa 1 to Roscoe, come in Roscoe.
- Roscoe: Watcha doing?
- Alvin: [smirks at Bonnie] Actually buddy, I was just about to go to bed.
- Roscoe: At 7 o' clock?
- Alvin: That's almost midnight for old people.
- Roscoe: Okay, sweet dreams, Grandpa, tell Grandma Bonnie goodnight.
- Alvin: I think he's catching onto us.
- Bonnie: [at an AA meeting, near tears] I don't even know where to start... okay, I knew this guy... and he burned me really bad... and for years I prayed that he would die. And then last year he came back into my life, and you know what? I still wished he would die. And then somehow, I don't know how... I fell back in love with him... and guess what? He died.
- [crying]
- Bonnie: I can't do this!
- [gets up and storms out]
- Violet: [blowing off dinner with Alvin] He's going to be living 20 feet away, I can see him anytime.
- Christy: [singing as she kicks the bed] I got my own bed! It's no one else's! I got my own bed! I don't have to share!
- Bonnie: [screaming across the courtyard] Oh my God, Alvin!
- Christy: [groans] Gonna have to hear that every night.
- Bonnie: Christy!
- Christy: [curious look] Odd choice.
- Bonnie: Christy! Help!
- Christy: Oh my God!
- [runs over to Alvin's apartment, Bonnie's standing by the window wrapped in a blanket, Alvin's lying facedown in the bed]
- Bonnie: [half whisper] Alvin's dead.
- Christy: What?
- Bonnie: I think he had another heart attack. He's dead.
- Christy: No!
- [feels his neck for a pulse]
- Bonnie: I already tried that. He's gone.
- Christy: No he's not!
- [calls 911]
- Christy: I think my father just had a heart attack... no, he's not moving, alright, thanks.
- [hangs up the phone, terrified]
- Christy: He's gonna be *fine*!
- Bonnie: I'm just going over to slap the snot out of Alvin's ex-wife.
- Marjorie: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Bonnie: Get out of my way, old lady!
- [Marjorie loudly slaps her]
- Marjorie: [firmly] Sit-down!
- Christy: [Bonnie does] Wow, I wish I knew it was that easy.
- Marjorie: Bonnie, I know you're grieving, but you have to remember you're not alone, you have a lot of people who love and support you.
- Bonnie: You hit me!
- Marjorie: And I might again.
- Christy: [Bonnie orders a drink after Alvin dies, she joins her] So, we driving off this cliff together like Thelma and Louise?