- Charles Boyle: I was looking for more of an emotional connection. For example, my favorite meal is a simple roast chicken and potatoes. It was the only dish my mother knew how to cook, and when I eat it, I feel as though I am once again inside her womb.
- [the Captain stares flatly]
- Charles Boyle: What's your story behind a PB&J?
- Captain Ray Holt: I want a sandwich. I make a sandwich. I eat... a sandwich.
- Captain Ray Holt: Tell me what I'm eating.
- Charles Boyle: Fine. It's a sharp Vermont Cabot. Now describe what you taste.
- Captain Ray Holt: Cheese.
- Charles Boyle: [Encouragingly] And...
- Captain Ray Holt: Cheese.
- Terry Jeffords: If Diaz won't accept our help, we got to go behind her back.
- Gina Linetti: We definitely should go behind her back. That's the opposite side of where the germs are coming from.
- Charles Boyle: Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair.