"Modern Family" Queer Eyes, Full Hearts (TV Episode 2014) - Ed O'Neill as Jay Pritchett

Manny Delgado : I don't think Spanish is for me. It doesn't feel natural in my ear.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What could be more natural than your mother's native tongue in your ear?

Jay Pritchett : What we need here is an English tutor.
Jay Pritchett : Look at the interesting thing I found in the attic.

Manny Delgado : Is it behind the boat?

Jay Pritchett : This is the pride of the American Navy, the USS Constitution. On service for 84 years and it was never boarded.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's been already a minute and it's bored me already.
Jay Pritchett : [Watching Gloria and Diego talking in Spanish] What are they saying?

Manny Delgado : If I knew, he wouldn't be here.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Do you know how frustrating it is to have to translate everything in my head before I say it? To have people laugh in my face because I'm struggling to find the words? You should try talking in my shoes for one mile!

Jay Pritchett : I think you meant...

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I know what I meant to mean! Do you even know how smart I am in Spanish? Of course you don't. For once, it would be nice to speak to someone in my own language in my own home.
Jay Pritchett : [In Spanish] I want to be able to say "I love you" in every language you know.

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett