Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Tina and the Real Ghost (2014)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher, Jocelyn, Guard

Quotes 

• Linda Belcher : [to Tina about Jeff]  He dumped you? I'm gonna kill him. Again.

• Linda Belcher : Tina's gonna be okay. I made her a PB and J. She said she didn't want it, so I ate it. She was still sad, so I made her another PB and J. She didn't want that one either, so I ate it. Anyway, Tina wants to be alone for a little while and we're out of peanut butter.

• Gene Belcher : Wait, so let me get this straight. His name's not Jeff, but he's real.

  Louise Belcher : No, Gene, there is no Jeff! I just thought it would be funny. I didn't think Tina would fall in love with him and I definitely didn't think Tammy was gonna pull the same crap as me but better with that mirror thing. And now I'm gonna go tell Tina and say I'm sorry, and we're all gonna laugh about this someday, right, guys?

  Linda Belcher : I don't think that's such a good idea.

  Bob Belcher : Lin, why is that not such a good idea?

  Linda Belcher : 'Cause Tina's already feeling heartbroken right now. If we tell her the truth, she's gonna feel heartbroken and dumb.

  Gene Belcher : She got catfished by a box!

  Louise Belcher : So... I'm not telling Tina?

  Linda Belcher : You'll see. You'll all go trick-or-treating tomorrow. She'll be fine. She'll be back to her normal, teeny Tina. She just needs nougat.

• Jocelyn : And I just liked him because everyone else liked him. I need to start thinking for myself... unless you guys don't think that's cool, then I won't.