- Self - Host: In Montana, one candidate has an ad running declaring his belief in the Constitution, with a shot of the Declaration of Independence, and what appears to be a photo of an old man stabbing a small child to death with a flag. That's a compelling image, yes. But I don't know if you want to use it for a political campaign.
- Self - Host: A legislator called Reggerio being pulled over by police, while a fellow lawmaker called Ciccone swears at them about pensions. The only way that could be more Rhode Island is if they were all somehow clams.
- Self - Host: ALEC sounds like the name of a high school lacrosse player who just got baked and wrecked his dad's Saab. But incredibly, it's actually even worse.