Jessica Jones (TV Series)

A.K.A. The Sandwich Saved Me (2015)

Krysten Ritter: Jessica Jones

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Quotes 

• Jessica Jones : Would you put day drinking under experience or special abilities?

• Trish Walker : [upon unveiling Jessica's costume]  Jewel is a great superhero name!

  Jessica Jones : Jewel is a stripper's name. A really slutty stripper, and if I wear that thing you're going to have to call me Camel Toe.

• Trish Walker : You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.

  Jessica Jones : It's more like guided falling.

  [pauses] 

  Jessica Jones : Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put on a cape and go run around New York?

  Trish Walker : You know I would if I could.

  Jessica Jones : I don't get you. You have money, looks, a radio show, creepy, if not adoring, fans and you're a freaking household name. What more do you want?

  Trish Walker : To save the world, of course.

  Jessica Jones : You wanna be a hero? I'll show you how to be a hero.

  [to everybody] 

  Jessica Jones : Shots on Trish Walker, everybody!

• Trish Walker : You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.

  Jessica Jones : It's more like guided falling.

  [pauses] 

  Jessica Jones : Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put on a cape and go run around New York?

  Trish Walker : You know I would if I could.

  Jessica Jones : I don't get you. You have money, looks, a radio show, creepy, if not adoring, fans and you're a freaking household name. What more do you want?

  Trish Walker : To save the world, of course

  Jessica Jones : You wanna be a hero? I'll show you how to be a hero.

  [to everybody] 

  Jessica Jones : Shots on Trish Walker, everybody!

• Jessica Jones : I can't do that thing where I make you feel better; I don't know how.

• Jessica Jones : If Kilgrave gets me...

  Will Simpson : I'll take you out.

  Jessica Jones : I was going to say, dart gun me, but sure, shoot me in the head.

  Will Simpson : Same here.