- Jessica Jones: Now, I don't give a bag of dicks what kinky shit you're into. Just be into it quietly.
- Jessica Jones: You know why I live alone?
- Ruben: People don't like you?
- Jessica Jones: People distract me.
- [Jessica rushes into Luke's bar and helps pummel the rugby team who were attacking him]
- Luke Cage: What the hell was that?
- Jessica Jones: Teamwork?
- Jessica Jones: Oh my God, you're relentless.
- Trish Walker: Well, I take that as a compliment.
- Jessica Jones: Then you heard it wrong.
- Jessica Jones: [to Trish] Don't call, don't send messages and don't send strange men to my apartment with power tools!
- Jeri Hogarth: Relax. Get a massage. I have a Filipino woman who will walk all over your back.
- Jessica Jones: Massages make me tense.
- Jessica Jones: If I can understand what happened, I may be able to pull some strings and reverse the ruling.
- Maureen Denton: Maybe God sent you. Maybe he didn't.