- Jake Peralta: Boyle, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is.
- Charles Boyle: Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.
- Jake Peralta: You work for the post office. Your motto is 'Surprisingly, we exist.'
- Jack Danger: Incorrect. Our motto is "nos custodimus quod lingus". We guard what you lick.
- Jake Peralta: That's worse!
- Rosa Diaz: What the hell? Danger just called and said you abandoned him, took information from a classified computer, and licked a roll of antique stamps.
- Charles Boyle: The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.