One Big Happy (TV Series)

Crushing It (2015)

Chris Williams: Roy

Quotes 

• Lizzy : Just so everyone knows, we're in a league now.

  Roy : Then I want a cool nickname, like Player #1.

  Luke : Did you just read that off the screen?

  Roy : Maybe.

• Leisha : Oh honey, I see you got yourself some nachos. Where is the hot dog I asked you for?

  [Roy smiles at Leisha] 

  Leisha : And don't say...

  Roy : It's in my pants!