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6/10
Anson and Abbie
ferguson-630 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Greetings again from the darkness. It seems to this casual observer that once a person makes the career decision to become a hitman (or hitwoman or hitperson), their life expectancy drops significantly, as does their willingness to trust any person they meet, or at least it should. After all, the industry of killing is all about death ... it's simply a matter of whether (this time) you are the one doing the killing, or the one being killed. This neo-noir comes courtesy of writer-director Nick Stagliano (his first feature film in 10 years) and co-writer James C Wolf.

Anson Mount (so good in the "Hell on Wheels" TV series) is the titular Virtuoso. In typical noir fashion, he's also our narrator, and serves up a detailed explanation of his approach to the profession. He's methodical and meticulous in his precision and planning, and goes about his business in a professional manner, while maintaining a low profile and adhering to his own code. He even practices his facial expressions in the mirror preparing for the rare social interaction (it's funnier than it sounds). He does jobs for The Mentor (newly crowned Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins), a former military friend of his dad. Their minimal communication usually involves a name on a scrap of paper. The first job we witness is a "rush" job and collateral damage leaves Virtuoso burdened with guilt - something that is not an asset in this line of work.

It's the second job that takes up most of the run time. The Mentor provides only "White Rivers" as a hint to the identity of the target, and instructs him to be at the only diner in a place that barely exists as a town. Walking in, he sizes up those in the diner: The Waitress (Abbie Cornish, excellent as Fanny Brawne in BRIGHT STAR, 2009), The Loner (Eddie Marsan, "Ray Donovan"), Handsome Johnnie (Richard Brake), and Johnnie's Girl (Diora Baird). A bit later, the local Deputy (David Morse) is added to the list of possible targets.

The set-up is fun, and meant to keep us striving to stay one step ahead. Chris Perfetti adds a touch of humor in his two quick scenes as the motel desk clerk, and much of the tete a tete comes courtesy of the Virtuoso and The Waitress. Of course as with most noirs, we viewers figure out what's going on long before the hero, as the distractions are many. The budding romance offers up some seedy motel lovemaking, and the Virtuoso has an unusual living arrangement in his cabin in the woods. In other words, there are some excellent elements in play here, and it's difficult to pinpoint why the film doesn't play a bit better than it does. Mostly it just lacks the suspense delivered by the best in the genre.
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4/10
Entertaining, but dumb
jaimegonzales21030 April 2021
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It was not the worst movie I have ever seen, but the plot was incredibly dumb. The utterly ridiculous premise about super-assassins being sent to kill each other, or just one, while they operate without any clue regarding evidence, DNA or other real world issues. Also, the entire premise of hiring an assassin then making them guess who the target is seems pretty stupid. What assassin would take such a job, and what idiot pays money to maybe have the wrong person(s) killed?

The plot holes are enormous.

The premise of the movie is that the Virtuoso is a professional assassin who is remorseful for an accidental killing. His Mentor, for whatever reason, decides he needs to be dead, but instead of just killing him when he had ample opportunity, the Mentor devises a complex scheme whereby 4 killers are sent on a mission to kill *someone* for *some reason*. Each other? Just him?

In the near-final scene where the Virtuoso meets his killer, they discuss inane issue. The *Deputy* could not be made to look like he was killed by bad guys because he had the real Deputy's body in the trunk of the Sheriff's vehicle. The police would not overlook that when investigating the fake Deputy's death.

The guy who had a heart attack induced had several fake ID's in his wallet, leaving only one at random would not fool police into thinking he was just some poor schmuck, it would, they would discover it was fake, he had a gun, etc. Hilarity ensues.

The final living killer is just as nonsensical as he is. Apparently, to the writer, getting away with murder is a common and easy experience requiring very little in way of not leaving evidence. She has sex with the Virtuoso, which makes no sense if she knows she will kill him, takes a shower allowing the Virtuoso to find her passport and figure out who she is. She then kills him after their ridiculous *one-professional-killer-to-another* conversation, goes to his house, feeds his dog and and nearly shoots it but changes her mind.

The plot makes me wonder which one of the actors read it and thought "that is possible and could happen in real life, I would like to be a part of this."

Donnie Darko is not real, but it isn't supposed to be, and is an entertainment masterpiece. The Virtuoso is supposed to be something that could happen in real life, is a trainwreck of unrealistic logic and events, and generally is not very good.

Plus the ending sucked. They could have ended it like the Mechanic, where he died but everyone else also gets killed by his revengeful nature.
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4/10
Watchable, not great.
bombersflyup30 April 2021
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The Virtuoso is all a bit of a mystery and for that reason works to a degree, but not amounting to much in the end.

I'm not sure why any of this was happening or why he would accept this sort of position. Hopkins isn't in a significant role and none of the inner-dialogue seems to add any value either.
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Possibly the stupidest hitman movie ever made
jackbaumel30 April 2021
The hitman is told where and when to find his victim, but not who. No name, no picture or description, just an obscure clue. When he arrives at his destination, there are multiple possibilities for him to consider. If you can get past that premise, it is still a mediocre and predictable bore.
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3/10
Messy plot, predictable twist, and very shallow characters
solminafya30 April 2021
Ok, at first I got hooked by the trailer, which set me to expect something good out of this movie, and by Anthony Hopkins, who's (usually) a safe bet. And it was a mistake, I admit!

All characters are pretty flat and shallow, dialogue is superficial and performance is disengaging (specially Abbie Cornish!), and sequence of event's does not make any sense

Put all of that aside. Finishing the movie in retrospect I asked myself: WTF just happened??? The only answer my super ego dictated was that I wasted another 1:30 hrs of my life due to not responding to my gut feeling that it's a trap!

I really wanted to like this movie, but I couldn't. 5 stars for cinematography and Hopkins performance, zero for everything else except Abbie Cornish's performance that is -2!

If you find this review unhelpful (which is a sorta true) then imagine your disappointment when you watch this movie! Sorry.
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2/10
Awfully boring wannabe noir flick
devinderbonding30 April 2021
Very very slow, Anthony Hopkins was the reason I sat through this movie - what on earth made him do this movie. Dreadfully boring -- to say the least.
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3/10
Just disappointing
bahram-movahed30 April 2021
A movie without any outstanding incident and pretty predictable story. The narrative voice over was added to compensate lack of excitement.
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7/10
They Don't All Have To Be 'Actiony'
damianphelps11 August 2021
This was a really enjoyable film. It sets a deliberate pace and often feels delightfully moody.

No car chases or exotic fights, just a story and some good acting.

Its not for everyone but if you want a change of pace then this is a great option :)
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2/10
Incredibly slow, with voice over narration
Xavier_Stone30 April 2021
The main actor narrating his own story gets old really fast with almost no dialogue in the first 15 minutes. Then it only gets worse. Poor over done acting and Mr. Hopkins makes a 5 min pointless speech to earn a paycheck, otherwise he has 20 lines in the whole film.

You'll get really bored about an hour into it, and then fast forward until the end, which isn't that interesting, and you'll think to yourself what a waste of time and talent this film was.
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7/10
Watchable
nouyrigatantoine16 May 2021
A thriller, a kind of investigation carried out by a hit man through his point of view.

Entertaining and well interpreted and staged.
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1/10
What's wrong with Hollywood?
How good is this movie...... 20 minutes in and I vacuumed the house while leaving it play.
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8/10
Actually I enjoyed it
markthomassintek19 August 2022
REVIEW - THE VIRTUOSO

Now I always say that films are like music, we all have different tastes and none can be a better example of this than the Virtuoso.

With a current rating of 4 out of 10 on IMDB AND as its new out I thought I'd give it a look see.

Actually I really enjoyed the film from start to finish, just proving what I've said above.

During the story you follow a hit man through a number of jobs, until he is given one in a sleepy town where no one is as they seem.

Very good writing, acting excellent and just simply a very enjoyable film, as the hit man tries to establish who his next target is.

I guessed very early in the film but this did not detract from the film as a whole.

If you want a story, great acting then this is one to try.

Rating 8 out of 10.
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7/10
Decent: not amazing, not bad
fraser-simons1 May 2021
I don't know why people are so negative. I liked the slow pacing and, while I wasn't crazy about the monologue, it worked well enough. His voice is suited to it. Not a typical plot but not innovative. Satisfying enough.
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3/10
The most boring, convoluted, incoherent nonsense hitman story ever written.
Top_Dawg_Critic4 May 2021
I'm curious how anyone involved with the making of this film saw the final cut and said "awesome, let's get it out there!"

I get that writers James Wolf and Nick Stagliano (also the director) are newb filmmakers, but this is just a waste of everyone's (the viewers and those involved with the film) time. A 5th grader could've written a better screenplay. It had plot and technical issues galore. There were scenes that where irrelevant and/or made no sense. It was predictable. It was implausible. It was ridiculous. And you can't just use the word "noir" as an excuse to describe this mess. The 110 runtime was excessive for the little substance the story had, and the slow pacing got to the point of making this film annoying to watch.

The cinematography and performances were the only somewhat redeeming qualities. Sad to say this film doesn't do Hopkins any favors on his resume. It's a very generous 3/10 from me.
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3/10
Disappointing
mark-7653630 April 2021
It wanders and there really is no real plot. Hopkins should have turned this one down. He must be really hurting for cash.
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1/10
Yawnfest
tulsi-das-khan30 April 2021
I was looking forward to this because I am a huge fan of hitman movies. The trailer was promising, it had Sir Anthony Hopkins and Abbie Cornish; what else do you want? Boy oh boy, they have butchered this. The movie is so boring right from the beginning that you'll find yourself yawning throughout the movie. Endless, poorly written dialogues, half hearted performances. You'll predict the ending within the first thirty minutes. Very predictable. Stay away from this trash.
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2/10
Very boring movie...
dctr66630 April 2021
This movie has a great premise. I love movies about hitmen, so, this was one I was really looking forward to see, specially, because of Sir Anthony Hopkins being on it... Man, was I disappointed... The actors were bland, no emotion whatsoever... the movie dragged throughout the whole ordeal, the acting was a bit forced, sometimes... The only good things on this piece of cr*p was the effects on the first kill and the beautiful dog (I love dogs) and the lead acctress, that had a very nice face, not looking "fake" like many others... the movie itself, was boring, dull, and a real letdown... Do yourself a favour, only put this cr*p on if you are having a very bad case of insomnia...
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7/10
Better than other reviews would suggest
PeteThePrimate23 August 2022
It's an unusual film with a slightly uneven plot, but it kept my interest until the end altho' the reason why it ends like it does are unclear but I'm guessing there's no honour amongst thieves (or hitmen). Decent performances from all concerned and if you fancy a slow burner with a few twists you could do worse than watch this. 7.5/10.
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1/10
Top-shelf gargage
carlos-pires1 May 2021
I've seen this formula a million times now: Ingredients: 1 x Idiotic, far-fetched plot no 8-year old kid would believe 1 x competent director 1 x competent editor 1 x star actor, preferably a Oscar winner add a couple more B-listers and a "strong female" character mix well, and voilá! There's your run-of-the-mill streaming service filler.

This movie is such garbage that I seriously wonder if Anthony Hopkins was blackmailed into doing it. Either that or he is in dire need for cash, or maybe starting go get senile.
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7/10
Good Hitman Story
itsbobr5 May 2021
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The Hitman or the Virtuoso (Anson Mount) receives his orders from his Mentor (Anthony Hopkins).

The movie opens with a sex scene with the Hitman watching from another building and he fires a rifle bullet that kills the man. Next we see another hit, but it has to look like an accident. The Hitman's next assignment is for someone called White Rivers and he has no idea who that is.

In the beginning we hear a narrative coming from the Hitman, who needs to tell himself to be careful, don't rush and well you get the idea. I liked the narrative because I am thinking along with him to make sure he doesn't overlook anything. This is cool. Of course, nothing is overlooked. Okay, we knew that.

He ends up at a diner at exactly 5pm, the time he was told to be there. He sees a man at a table by himself, a couple at another table and in comes the Deputy (David Morse). The Pretty Waitress (Abbie Cornish) tries to enter a conversation with the Hitman, but he comes away with nothing.

Notables: Eddie Marsan, The Loner at the table by himself, and is he packing?; Richard Brake and Diora Baird, the couple at another table, and are they packing? Chris Perfetti as the Motel Clerk; Anthony Hopkins as the Mentor and who can be better at it than Mr. Hopkins?; Abbie Cornish as the Waitress is still very beautiful and a very good actress.

Yes, this is very slow going, but we need it to be that way. We need to be as cautious and as watchful as the Hitman. The Hitman's mark is White Rivers, and he needs to scout around to get more clues to find out who that is. Yes, there will be a twist. Isn't there always?

If you recall in the past, I have said that Hitmen or Assassins usually state and follow the rules they must obey and live by. However, at the end of almost every Hitman or Assassin story he will break every rule he has. Will this happen to this Hitman? Let's find out.

For me, this is a very enjoyable Hitman story. Anson Mount is perfect in this role. The Hitman knows he acts like a robot and when you see him make faces in a mirror maybe he's trying to be human after all. Ha! (7/10)

Violence: Yes.

Sex: Yes.

Nudity: Yes.

Humor: No.

Language: Yes, not a lot though.

Rating: B.
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2/10
Recognisable actors taking a Payday for a weak production. That's the entire movie.
rochfordsimon30 April 2021
Painful watch. Anthony Hopkins and Eddie Marsden are the reasons I watched this movie. Slow, boring build to nothing. Waste of time.

Avoid.
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8/10
Slow Burner
nick-watson2 May 2021
Although it is almost entirely predictable, with the entire plot is laid out for you in the first 30 minutes, it is not as bad as most reviewers would lead you to believe. The fact that the plot is again laid out at the end of the film shows how dumb they expect the average audience to be.

Most viewers today want/expect witty one-liners, big explosions and long, drawn-out car chases ... but that is not what happens in the real world, so it does not happen in the movie. This movie tells it like it is; cold, dark and lonely.

In short, if you did not enjoy it, it was not made for you, and you are the one that made the choice to waste your time.
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6/10
Stylish thriller with good performances
kipper-1211 May 2021
It is definitely slow paced, but not boring for a minute; it reminded me of George Clooney's The American. It's certainly not full of action, but the conversations and narrative reflections carry it through.

Reviews say it's predictable; I definitely did not see the plot twists coming.
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4/10
Boring and predictable
binayiisabar1 May 2021
Feels like you have watched it half a hundred times before.
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2/10
Ugh
hockeygirl-064489 May 2021
Please. Hopkins barely had to show up for this one. Probably shot his scenes in his den. This movie was a waste. The narration was stupid, the story was tired, and the acting was wooden. I could've written a better script.
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