- Honest Eddie: [Coulson is looking at cars] Can I let you in on a little secret? I've got a genuine, honest Abe, God-given superpower. You want to know what it is?
- Phil Coulson: I'm afraid to guess.
- Honest Eddie: I can look at any man and tell him exactly what kind of car he should be driving.
- Phil Coulson: Maybe I'll just look around.
- Honest Eddie: Y-you know, I look at you, and I see a man who's played it safe his whole life, but lately feels like he's stuck in a rut. Life's lost its thrill. The kids are monsters. The wife's taken to muumuus. And now you're thinking, "it's time to let the tiger loose."
- Phil Coulson: [after stealing a jeep] Sorry, Eddie. Tiger's been loose for awhile.
- Lance Hunter: Maybe we should forget all this, head down to Mexico. We can lay low, enjoy the quiet life.
- Phil Coulson: That's not an option. The problem is... there are no good options.
- Lance Hunter: Well, maybe it's time for the bad ones.
- Lance Hunter: This would have been a piece of cake if you'd let us use these big boy guns. Now we have to get close enough to get shot by *their* big boy guns.
- Phil Coulson: By the time they recognize us it'll be too late.
- Lance Hunter: Then there's the small matter of who's gonna fly that thing. Do you even know how?
- Phil Coulson: I've watched May fly. I know a little.
- Lance Hunter: How little?
- Phil Coulson: I can get us off the ground.
- Lance Hunter: You do know there's more to it than that like getting us back *on* the ground... for example...
- Phil Coulson: I'm not going down without a fight. We're gonna find Skye and we're gonna take back S.H.I.E.L.D., and we're gonna need more than Honest Eddie's Jeep to do it.
- Lance Hunter: You want to take their Quinjet - the two of us, while we're trapped in here, surrounded. Brilliant.
- Phil Coulson: I have reinforcements on the way. We just have to hold down the fort until they get here.
- Lance Hunter: Yeah, well, I have reinforcements of my own.
- Phil Coulson: Icers only.
- Lance Hunter: Oh, you can't be serious.
- Phil Coulson: Those are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents out there. We're not gonna hurt them.
- Lance Hunter: I somehow doubt they feel the same about us.
- Phil Coulson: It won't come to that. It may not look like it, but this place was built to withstand a Hulk-size force. On the other hand, let's just hope they didn't bring a...
- [a battering ram hits the safe house]
- Lance Hunter: ...battering ram, 'cause then we've only got about an hour.
- Lance Hunter: Where are the reinforcements?
- Phil Coulson: I don't know. Stuck in traffic?
- Lance Hunter: Are they traveling by clown car?
- Phil Coulson: [Referring to Gonzalez] Maybe he's got a point. I was dead, after all. I shouldn't even be here.
- Lance Hunter: We all have our bad days.
- Robert Gonzales: Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, the ones that got away. I had my eye on you two when you were at the academy. I wanted to recruit you, but Coulson beat me to it. I heard he actually bribed Weaver with cupcakes. Robert Gonzales.
- Jemma Simmons: We know who you are, and we are quite aware of your commendable reputation. Under different circumstances, we might even be flattered... Which is why this is so hard to comprehend.
- Robert Gonzales: Under different circumstances, we would have preferred to be invited guests, but that...
- [Points to the toolbox]
- Robert Gonzales: Forced our hand. We had to take it out of play.
- Jemma Simmons: What's inside that's so important?
- Bobbi Morse: All we know is that Coulson and Fury both believed it was valuable enough or dangerous enough to protect with extreme measures.
- Leo Fitz: Maybe it was their favorite recipes.
- Lance Hunter: Why did you trigger the alarm? Are you surrendering? Last time I checked there were two of us, which means two votes.
- Phil Coulson: We're not surrendering.
- Lance Hunter: What then? You wanna go out guns blazing like Butch and Sundance? That didn't end so well.
- Phil Coulson: I was thinking about what you said last night about bad decisions.
- Lance Hunter: I meant have another drink!
- Skye: Can you warm up food with your powers? Because that would be awesome.
- Lincoln Campbell: I have never tried; but I did warm up a small pool once.
- Skye: Any five-year-old can warm up a pool.
- Lance Hunter: [He and Coulson are watching Mike Peterson aka Deathlok at the jet's controls] At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg.
- Phil Coulson: Truthfully, I just wanted to see the look on your face when he showed up. Priceless.
- Lance Hunter: Glad I amuse you.
- Deathlok: You know I can hear you up here.
- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: I hate to see you leave, Turbo.
- Leo Fitz: Only my friend, Mack, calls me that.
- Robert Gonzales: Seven agents down, Calderon barely hanging on, and you want to defend that thing?
- Bobbi Morse: What happened wasn't her fault. I was there. Calderon fired at her.
- Robert Gonzales: She was armed and hostile.
- Bobbi Morse: She was scared and defending herself.
- Robert Gonzales: I don't care if she was chasing butterflies. We can't wear kid gloves around something with powers of that magnitude.
- Lincoln Campbell: magine a thousand years of evolution taking place instantaneously. That's what happened to you after the mist. These treatments, we're helping your body adjust properly to the change. Transitioning you quickly and painlessly; I hope. We usually like to start the process right after the mist but...
- Skye: How long?
- Skye: How long?
- [Lincoln gives her a look]
- Skye: How long, when can I go?
- Lincoln Campbell: You got places to be, people to see?
- Skye: I'm worried about my friends. I think they're in danger.
- Lincoln Campbell: You're the one that's in danger Skye, remember? You're being hunted.