The Middle (TV Series)

The Sinkhole (2014)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

Quotes 

• Sue Heck : You have to make another will. Without a will there will be nothing but fighting and accusations and eventually the three of us will stop speaking to each other and years will go by and - and our children won't even know their cousins and we'll spend holidays apart. I'll be with my husband and children and Axl will be across town with his family. Each wondering if the other is having a Merry Christmas, but each too proud to pick up the phone. And Brick, who refuses to choose sides, will be eating Christmas dinner all by himself at a Perkins restaurant being served by a waitress who feels sorry for him. You have to make a will. A specifics-detailed who gets what or it will tear us apart. I've seen it before. Look at Casey Kasem's family.

  Brick Heck : Wait. Why am I the one being pitied by a waitress? She's the one working on Christmas.

  Axl Heck : My God, can we start this not-talking thing now?