People Places Things (2015)

Regina Hall: Diane

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Quotes 

• Diane : What went wrong?

  Will Henry : I guess she just she stopped talking. And I enjoyed the silence too much.

• Will Henry : I kissed Charlie.

  Diane : Oh.

  Will Henry : I'm sorry. You said, no bullshit.

  Diane : Yeah, no, I meant like, don't fuck me if you still have feelings for your ex, but I appreciate your candor.

• Will Henry : I didn't mean to hurt you.

  Diane : No, I know. You're a good guy.

  Will Henry : Don't say that.

  Diane : What do you want me to say?

  Will Henry : I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something.

  [Diane slaps Will in the face] 

  Will Henry : Ow... Ow...

  Diane : You told me to do it.

  Will Henry : But I said, "or something"

  Diane : I didn't hear that part. You want some ice.

  Will Henry : No. I'm gonna let it sting.

• Will Henry : Do you know one of the first things I liked about you was?

  Diane : What?

  Will Henry : Your tits.

  Diane : That's so nice. Please touch them.

• Will Henry : What happened with you and your ex?

  Diane : Oh, it's not that interesting. He was just a fucking asshole.

• Diane : You asked my daughter to skip your class so that she could baby-sit your kids!

  Will Henry : I'm sorry, I was in a desperate situation this morning.

  Diane : But you didn't think to ask any of your male students for help?

  Will Henry : Are you kidding? My male students are idiots.

  Diane : Oh! So, the idiots get to go to class while the bright girl stays at home and takes care of your kids? What kind of message does that send to Kat? Or to your daughters, for that matter?

• Diane : Nice meeting you.

  Will Henry : Yeah, thank you for the pork cutlets. Delicious.

  Diane : Hmm... It was swordfish.