- Derek Morgan: [opening quote] "Naivety in grownups is often charming, but coupled with vanity it is indistinguishable from stupidity" - Eric Hoffer
- Kate Callahan: What's his end game?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Fame
- [together with JJ]
- Jennifer Jareau: Fear
- [together with Spencer]
- Aaron Hotchner: Probably both, he is a sadist and he is enjoying the panic he is creating.
- Derek Morgan: [On the phone to Savanna] ... make it tonight... I know... Okay... Hey, I love you
- [hangs up; turns chair towards Garcia]
- Derek Morgan: What?
- Penelope Garcia: You owe that woman something spectacular when this is all over
- Derek Morgan: Ah Penelope, look that was the plan! I swear. Work, it always seem to get in the way
- Penelope Garcia: Uh, I don't buy it. I know you
- Derek Morgan: There's got to be some kind of balance
- Penelope Garcia: You both save lives for a living! If anybody understands our crazy hours it's her!
- Derek Morgan: Okay Oprah, what do I do?
- Penelope Garcia: Stop making big plans. Commit to something you can actually make happen! It is the littlest gestures that go the longest ways. Trust me. When I am grumpy Sam does this Dalek impersonation, he stretches his arms out like a Cyberman, which makes no sense, but it delights me. My point is, do something to delight her. Okay, I'm done.
- [Charles walks out of a shop for a smoke]
- Kate Callahan: Going somewhere, Chuck?
- David Rossi: [while handcuffing Charles] Don't you know by now that cigarettes are bad for your health?
- Penelope Garcia: She has over 200,000 followers
- David Rossi: Isn't that a lot for a 16-year old?
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, massive, she was on her way to the iCelebrity status
- Derek Morgan: [closing quote] "There is a fellowship more quiet even than solitude and which rightly understood is solitude made perfect" - Robert Louis Stevenson
- Savannah Hayes: Run a tox screen, I'm guessing her severe pain is another case of oxy withdrawal.
- Nurse Velma Bradford: I'm on it.
- Derek Morgan: [Walks in] You have a patient that suffers severe withdraws right here, doc.
- Nurse Velma Bradford: Does he need an exam?
- [Savanna frowns at her]
- Nurse Velma Bradford: I'm running to the lab.
- Aaron Hotchner: Where were you between the hours of 10 and midnight last night?
- Charles Lorne: At home, with Trixie... my Chihuahua
- Aaron Hotchner: Can anyone corroborate your story?
- Charles Lorne: Trixie can