Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven (2004 Video) User Reviews

It honestly made me puke watching this!

[Irishchatter · 1/10 · 16 December 2018]

So the fabulous Akidearest dropped a YouTube video yesterday titling it "I Watched The Worst Rated Anime of All Time" and I think that video was enough for me to survive watching this non preventable puke fest of an anime. Honestly one of the worst I've ever seen - the CGI was absolutely painfully slow/guillable, one of the villians in this looked like a Super Mario rip-off version of the squid (Loved how Aki called him Squidward), no epic music throughout (the opening was okish but needed more pump) and the characters faces were all blank faced. This 19 minute anime could've done so so much better if it wasn't so badly written or badly drawn.

I'm sure the Japanese voice actors of this anime do not even want to mention this on their curriculum vitaes or say to others that they have done this cursed anime. I'm so glad for Aki and her friends because I would never watch this piece of utter crap by myself lol.....

Gigantic Piece of Crap

[dsjoshua · 1/10 · 16 January 2017]

....This is what happens. This is what happens when crap takes a crap on a piece of crap and that crap takes crap on another. This anime is the definition of awful and is very close to Mars Of Destruction, School Days, Diabloik Lovers and Utsu Musume Sayuri. Skeleton Heaven is an anime made by Idea Factory who was also responsible for Mars Of Destruction....and for creating two of the worst anime to possibly exist.

Where do I begin. The characters are bland and boring as heck. The animation is the definition of appalling especially the CGI which adds more crap to the steaming pile of turd this is. The story while it might be a little interesting on paper and done so horribly to the point of no return. If I can give this think one piece of credit...the voice acting is more tolerable then Mars Of Destruction but that isn't saying much nor should that be a accomplishment. This anime is the epitome of awful in every since of the word and why it exist is a mystery that shall never be solved

WHAT. THE. HELL!?

[glazegabe · 1/10 · 28 January 2023]

First off, this OVA tries to be Evangelion and fails miserably, as you can't be Evangelion if the CGI budget looks like it was 5 yen at most and have 90 percent of the cast be one-dimensional waifus. I haven't even seen Evangelion; I just know that it has to be about fifty thousand times better than this pile of garbage.

Now for my specific gripes. Honestly, is there anything to like about this anime? I honestly don't think so. The editing very well could be the worst I've ever seen, as there are scenes that feel like they last a whole second before it cuts to a completely different scene. This OVA also just makes no sense at all. Literally all I could glean about the plot was that there's a giant CGI squid that the waifus need to kill using their CGI mechs. Also, did I mention how atrociously bad the CGI is? Also, the romance subplot between that one waifu and the one guy is completely forced, and they have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. The whole artificial life form plot twist was stupid. The voice acting is terrible, and the horrible CGI made the already mediocre animation feel worse. An easy 1/10 for me. If you like anime, do not watch this film. I implore you.