New Girl (TV Series)

Background Check (2014)

Lamorne Morris: Winston Bishop

Quotes 

• Jess : Winston, I'm so sorry. I ruined everything. You would have been such a good cop. You would have made someone really lucky to have you as a partner.

  Winston Bishop : I always imagined I'd have a partner named Robertson.

  Jess : That would have been perfect.

  Winston Bishop : Yeah.

  Jess : "Robertson, you're on the edge! You've gone too far!"

  Winston Bishop : No, no, no. See, the thing about me and Robertson is that we're tight. You know, then I went ahead and slept with his wife.

  Jess : Why would you do that?

  Winston Bishop : I don't know why... I don't know why I would do that. The job really gets to you.

• Winston Bishop : Oh, hey. How do I look?

  Jess : Terrible.

  Schmidt : N-Not for me.

  Nick Miller : Not great.

  Coach : Like crap.

  Jess : Go change.

  Schmidt : I don't like any of it.

  Winston Bishop : Wow. You guys are like rubbing alcohol. You sting me in the now, but you save me in the later.

• Jess : I'm gonna cancel my plans with Cece. I'll find out about her date with Paul later.

  Schmidt : A ridiculous name. Oh, hey, my name is Puh-ha... Pau... I don't even know how to pronounce that.

  Winston Bishop : It's Paul.