- Meredith Bose: I won't be thirty-two forever. Someday, I'll be... YOUR age.
- Laura Diamond: You're very optimistic.
- Reynaldo West: There's also a significant amount of glitter on the chest and arms
- Laura Diamond: Pretty much the only people who wear glitter are 8-year olds and strippers
- Billy Soto: She's older than 8, so you do the math
- Alejandro Padilla: I hear she's recently divorced from El Capitan?
- Max Carnegie: Si, ay, muy recently
- Alejandro Padilla: You think she's ready to get back out then?
- Max Carnegie: I'll ask the questions! If you don't mind, okay? I need to make sure that if we proceed you're gonna treat her right. I heard about you DEA cowboys!
- Alejandro Padilla: Tell you what? I... I think Laura is lucky with a friend like you
- Max Carnegie: Yeah, yeah she is
- Alejandro Padilla: I can't make any promises, other than that I'll treat her with the respect she deserves. Did I ass the Max-test?
- Max Carnegie: She's in the field, I'd swing by tomorrow. And FYI she's partial to orchids, sugar, all things from Madonna and most things Billy Joel, pre River of Dreams
- Alejandro Padilla: Thanks
- Billy Soto: What you're looking at?
- Laura Diamond: The imprint on Jane Doe's cheek. Might not be a half moon, might be half leaf
- Billy Soto: How could you possibly spot that?
- Laura Diamond: I kickass on kindergarten homework. It's all about shape recognition
- Meredith Bose: Julie Campell of Alaska, actually Julie Peters of New Jersey. Born and raised in Trenton
- Laura Diamond: Yeah, I should have known, no one is from Alaska
- Hotel Manager: As I told you before, I have no idea who comes and who goes. I'm simply the manager. I manage
- Billy Soto: You're managing to piss me off!
- Laura Diamond: I dated a plumber who said that if you want to know what's going on in your building, you listen to the pipes, they conduct sound
- Billy Soto: You dated a plumper?
- Laura Diamond: Gus, rough hands, gentle touch
- Billy Soto: Alright, TMI!