The Marvelous M Show (2011– )

Chase Gielish: Cobbler, Cobbler (As Cobbler), Chase

Quotes 

• Chase : I'm a... a bit of an Elf on a Shelf.

  Taz : Wow!

  Malcolm : Amazing!

  Rhino : No wonder your so short.

  Chase : HEY!

  Malcolm : You know, my grandmother was jewish, and she told me about "The Minsch on the Bench".

  Chase : I forbid you to make that joke.

• Rhino : Until then, Nickelodeon... we will keep making fun of you until you return to your former glory.

  Chase : Well... you guys are pitiful.

  Malcolm : How?

  Chase : You are grown ass men!

  Malcolm : Yes. Yes, we are.

  Chase : But yet, you're... complaining over a... children's channel?

  Rhino : You're defending Nickelodeon?

  Chase : Oh god no. I'm just saying that Nickelodeon is trying to entertain the children of today. You know... modern times?

  Rhino : [Rhino and Malcolm have an epiphany]  So...

  Malcolm : We have to move on.

  Rhino : We have to grow up.

  Malcolm : We have to mature.

  Rhino : And let the past go.

  Rhino and Malcolm : [They are silent for at least 3 seconds until they look at Chase]  F*** THAT SH**!