- [first lines]
- Steve McAndrew: Bit of a mess, eh?
- Danny Griffin: Well, the ground was collapsing.
- Steve McAndrew: Why put a cemetery in a sink-hole in the first place?
- Danny Griffin: Well, I doubt they *had* radar detection back then.
- Steve McAndrew: That's why I'm going to get cremated. I'd rather be scattered in the wind than stuck in some hole somewhere.
- Danny Griffin: I'm donating my body to medical science.
- Steve McAndrew: Well, they;ll be thrilled to bits.
- Danny Griffin: Thank you.
- Ted Case: At a bar the night before her mother's funeral; nice touch.
- Steve McAndrew: Where I'm from you'd be in a bar all week.
- DCI Sasha Miller: Any excuse for a piss-up.
- Steve McAndrew: Who needs an excuse?
- Evan Langley: Didn't think it was a good idea to get involved in a long legal battle with a journalist with a chip on her shoulder.
- Ted Case: So you left her post online trashing your business.
- Evan Langley: Sometimes the more you try to hide something, the more people end up knowing about it.The Streisand effect it's called, after Barbra.
- Ted Case: Coffee and doughnuts. My treat.
- DCI Sasha Miller: Pat will not be happy. What about your low GI diet?
- Ted Case: You only live once.
- DCI Sasha Miller: That's my point.
- Asst. Commissioner Cynthia Kline: So, you are the UCOS boys.
- Ted Case: Long time since anybody's called me a boy.
- Asst. Commissioner Cynthia Kline: "Sad to grow old, but nice to ripen."
- Danny Griffin: Ralph Waldo Emerson.
- Asst. Commissioner Cynthia Kline: Brigitte Bardot.
- Danny Griffin: Yes, of course.
- Steve McAndrew: She was more than just a pretty face, you see, Danny.
- Danny Griffin: Yes, well, I'm sure you're intimately familiar with her oeuvre.
- Steve McAndrew: I spent my youth poring over her oeuvre.
- Ted Case: Try saying that on a skinful.
- Steve McAndrew: Believe me, I have.