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Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and I can't say I'm a huge fan of the movie Angel Dog.
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Mike J.: That's it. Angel Dog is a 2011 movie about a car crash survivor who finds comfort in his dog after losing his family. It tackles some serious issues fairly well, and it isn't actually about a ghost dog or whatever you think it's going to be, going by the DVD cover. It clearly made somebody a bundle of cash, because in 2013, Angel Dog 2 was released, or as I like to call it, a massive repackaged movie of LIES! Because it's just the re-release of Sheeba, which itself is the re-release of The Crab Orchard, and that was a TV movie from 2005 starring Judge Reinhold and Edward Asner. So what gave them the bright idea of re-releasing it - again? Let's find out.