Doctor Who (TV Series)

Last Christmas (2014)

Faye Marsay: Shona

Quotes 

• Ashley : [on the raido link]  Shona? Shona, what's wrong?

  Shona : We've got ghosts!

  Ashley : Ghosts?

  Shona : Yeah, yeah, there's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie!

  [the Doctor and Clara walk into the Polar Laboratory] 

• The Doctor : You all right?

  Shona : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to talk sense into beardy-weirdy.

  [points at Santa Claus] 

  The Doctor : You don't seem much like a scientist.

  Shona : Well, that's a bit rude, coming from a magician.

  The Doctor : Why are you out here? What brought you to the North Pole?

  Shona : Long story, isn't it?

• Shona : Reindeer can't fly. They just can't.

  Santa Claus : No... no they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. That's why I feed mine magic carrots.

• Ashley : [over the radio link]  Shona, I'm opening the door.

  Shona : [suddenly scared]  I need the toilet.

  Ashley : No you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions.

  Shona : And how are you monitoring that?

  [looks right at a security camera] 

  Shona : That's rude. That is perverted.