Doctor Who (TV Series)

Last Christmas (2014)

Nick Frost: Santa Claus

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : How do you get all the presents in the sleigh?

  Santa Claus : It's bigger on the inside.

• Santa Claus : I've got three words for you. Don't make me use them.

  Clara Oswald : What three words?

  Santa Claus : My Little Pony.

• [first lines] 

  [Clara is awakened by a clatter from the roof] 

  Santa Claus : [from somewhere outside]  Moron! Numbskull! Elf!

  Ian : That's racist.

  Santa Claus : Of course it's not racist. You are an elf.

• Santa Claus : [realizes Clara sees the crashed sleigh and elves]  Oh, sorry about this, girl. We... we are just three passing perfectly ordinary roof people, doing some emergency roof things.

• Santa Claus : [looks in a book]  Okay, right, Clara Oswald. Mostly favours travel books, science kits. Strict ban on hair products, marginal for the naughty list, 1993.

  [tutting] 

  Santa Claus : Believer until the age of nine.

• Shona : Reindeer can't fly. They just can't.

  Santa Claus : No... no they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. That's why I feed mine magic carrots.

• Clara Oswald : You're a fairy tale! I grew out of fairy tales.

  Santa Claus : Did you, Clara? Did you really?

  [the Tardis materializes]